What would happen if you visited a bizarre caf? where you were served crow's feet, curry with beetles, and soup with flies? Will you dine there or will you leave as soon as possible? Find out in the humorous poem "In A Strange Caf?" by Ruskin Bond. In "If Mice Could Roar," we speculate about what might happen if lions eat biscuits, teachers were misplaced in the mail, and flowers appeared from guns in place of bullets. Wouldn't all of this improve the state of the world? Two Funny Poems by Ruskin Bond is a collection of two humorous poems that will be cherished for all time thanks to his delicate language and sly wit.