Another spooky and humorous tale of Armageddon and the three hopeless heroes thwarting it is part of the New York Times best-selling John Dies at the End series. I want you to stop what you're doing and consider this: Would you even be aware if some dark, strong force was trying to capture your mind and control your will? A skilled demon would be aware that if he disclosed his true character, you would fight him or seek assistance. The perfect property would be more subdued and give you the impression that you chose it. The invasion of your soul would be calming, fulfilling, and perhaps even mildly enjoyable. Such methods would allow an entity to trap millions of people before anyone realised what was happening.