All the information you'll ever need to recognise the genuine, unadulterated cat is contained in this article, which comes from the worldwide sensation Sir Terry Pratchett and the undeniable knowledge of the Amazing Maurice. The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those dull mass-produced cats the Ad Men offer us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. By teaching us to spot a real, unadulterated cat when we see one, the Campaign for Real Cats hopes to change all that. Real cats, for instance, don't pursue anything with a bell in it, have ears that resemble they've been cut with pinking shears, don't wear flea collars, appear on Christmas cards, or consume quiche. also giblets Also, butter. Moreover, if they believe they can get away with it, anything else still on the table. Real cats are able to hear a refrigerator door opening from two rooms away. Re-learn Sir Terry's wit and wisdom and how to tell Real Cats from the riff-raff with this collection of fifty images and works of art by the Amazing Maurice film's creative team.