David Walliams: "A real genius, Roald Dahl is my hero." 52 kids every year is equal to one child per week. Make them disappear by squishing, wriggling, and pressing them. BEWARE. Witches can be found everywhere. A grocery cashier, a woman operating a high-end vehicle, or even your own teacher could be a witch. A witch just cares about smothering kids, nothing else. As many kids as she can find, she hunts and squelches. least one per week. The Grand High Witch wants to make each and every one of YOU vanish since she detests kids the most. She can only be stopped by one boy and his granny. But what will happen if their scheme is unsuccessful and the Grand High Witch frizzles them like fritters?